If you are willing to pay $20.00 for a 1G novelty USB flash drive, this may be just up your alley.  This thumb drive is shaped, ah hem, like a finger.  Yes, something close to a visual pun but not quite.

Ever feel like a diamond in the rough?  Well good news!  You can become a gorgeous gem after you die with LifeGem. 

This one either hits your “cute” button or your “gag me with a spoon” button.  A new concept cell phone is being introduced in Japan and it is fuzzy.  This phone definitely will not fit in your pocket, purse or possibly even tote bag.

Well fuel cells will be coming out in cars, gadgets, phones and now vacuum cleaners.  I don’t want to think what fuel cells might be used in next.  Could be scary.

Cigarettes can kill you but I’m not so sure about faux cigarette ear phones.  Disguising the earphones as a pack of “Handsfree” cigarettes is certainly novel but not necessarily subtle. 

Well the boom box mentality has finally made it to the fireplace.  Now you can purchase a portable fireplace (complete with carry handle) for a mere $3,300.  I can get a wood stove for less that provides more ambiance and heat.  But, I digress.

If you decide to play with the Buzzball, you better have a nice bit of land to roll around on.  The nice thing about the Buzzball is that you get the thrills and chills of a rollercoaster without having to leave the ground. 

Of all of the USB items on the market, this would be in my top five not to buy, but my father in law would love it.  A USB garden would fit into his jungle of a home quite nicely and would brighten up his computer room.  If the plant were fake I might consider it.

Attaching a flame thrower to a homemade wheelchair seems that height of paranoia.  I would worry every time I saw this thing coming if I had accidentally irritated someone or if wheelchair rage had finally taken over.

I have a cousin who was well known for his dare devil antics as a child.  He once jumped off the top of a house to prove he could fly in his superman costume.  This would be his dream come true for a new way to promote self injury.  A strap on jet-propulsion pack for his bicycle.