If you are willing to pay $20.00 for a 1G novelty USB flash drive, this may be just up your alley.  This thumb drive is shaped, ah hem, like a finger.  Yes, something close to a visual pun but not quite.

Ah, if they had only had these when I was in college.  Actually, if they had had computers when I was in college, my life would have been much easier.  The addition of a bottle opener/usb thumb drive would have been perfect.

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This one either hits your “cute” button or your “gag me with a spoon” button.  A new concept cell phone is being introduced in Japan and it is fuzzy.  This phone definitely will not fit in your pocket, purse or possibly even tote bag.